TIPS UNTUK TEST JPJ..

hari ni aku tak tahu nk ckp apa..just tulis jela apa terlintas kt kepala ae...atas permintaan mmbr aku..katanya nk tips utk lulus test jpj ae...tp sblm tu korang kne tahu dlu apa pntg jpj nie..dye org nie la yg membuatkn anda semua akan dpt membawa kereta dengan aman ats jln nie..walau byk yg bwk laju nk rak..(aku bwk slow ae)..jpj jgk org yg boleh dikatakan as berkuasa atas jalanraya..selagi ada jalan raya selagi itu dia org berkuasa...dia org boleh menyaman kita, menahan kereta kita, membatalkan lesen kita atau semua sekali..kire kalau sekali buat hal..hi3 bye3 la lesen kau..especially bg they all yg bru ad P ..korg kne jge2 atas jln raya..nk wt gler mmg boleh..tp bya bertempat bro...coz once you get caught they are not gonna release you driving license..agk sucks kn..after kne dgr crmah around 4 hours..then kne test lg...tp last2 lesen kne tahan...so better be careful for those who didn't know..so watchout ok...here are some tips n how to pass jpj test..ini semua depends pde pnglaman aku k..

1.mula sekali sebelum mula kau kenal dulu dengan brader yg nk test tuh..biasa lelaki..
2.then make sure kau tackle sikit dye...bkn tackle ngorat or rgby..just tackle for tips..
3.before naik kete make sure kau buat je muka confident...walau hati chuak gila...chill out..
4.then after kau pick up the examiner..sesaat lps dye naik trs bg salam n tye khabar..jgn tye lebih2..kang dye pkir lain pulak.
5.then before start drive check dlu bende2 basic..like mirror, side mirror, lampu, signal...even da mmg elok pun just buat2 je check..n sidemirror tuh suh dye adjust kn..
6.then sebelum start drive bce bismillah..nmpk baik sikit..
7.lupa aku nk ckp..before semua nie..kau kne make sure kau tahu jalan mana nk guna..ajk ckgu driving kau g ronda2 dlu..usha2 cket..
8.then dlm kete act cool..jgn nmpk gabra..just concentrate on your car..apa jpj sblh tu buat biar lantak dia.
9.normally jpj akn tye before kau drive.."adik da biasa drive ke?"apa yang kau perlu jwb jjur je..kalau da biasa ckp je..kalau tak biasa ckp xbiasa..
10.satu lg kalau dlm kete tbe2 jpj tu sandar kn kerusi kebelakang n x ltk kaki kt emergency brake tu mkne nye kau da llus laa...so apa perlu kau buat just keep on drive..and be safe..make sure smpai balik.
11.and then..walahweh..lesen kau da on the way...
12. tapi bila da dpt lesen tu jgn lupa diri..peraturan still kne ikt..ble fa competent nnt bru ley btol2 enjy..(jgn jd mcm aku, hari first lesen tros g kuantan)
13.lastly jgn lupa nk dtg sini amek aku bwk g jln2 ..jgn la jln sorg2..igt2 mmber..k..

aku rse cukp la kot tips nie..hopefully berguna la..sorry i didn't wrote it properly..hope you do understand..peace y'all...

ceritera budak UNIVERSITY....

okayh..kali ini aku post guna malay...atas permintaan wan hamiza..sebab dia ckp tak pandai ckp orang putih..yeke??ye la kot...even she is mrsm student..i try to believe what she said...because blog dye pun byk jgk ckp omputih...okla..leave that aside ok?


hari ni aku nk ckp psl university student..last post da ckp psl student life..mine of course....now aku nk ckp ttg student...kita biasa dengar kn kata2 org tua..."nak blajar pandai2, rajin supaya masuk university so nnt sng hdp kita nak"..tapi ada kah betul kata2 tu??kebanyakan student termasuk aku maybe...when they get into university they became "alpa" you know what i meant? lupa diri laa..they all rse diri da bgs sbb jd university student...tp dia org tak sedar dr mne dtg kejayaan tu...itu semua kurniaan Illahi..semua tu hsil usaha mereka dan berkat doa ibubapa...Allah boleh tarik bila2 masa je kejayaan itu..as we can see most of student are a bit arrogant...ada yg tunjk samseng..ada yg bajet hot...hey kemon laaa...we all dtg nk BELAJAR ok..bukan nak berlagak or so what ever...


ini kau tak..da la dpt masuk U pun da kira nsb baik tapi tak reti nk syukur...apa ni beb??makbapak kt rumah bukan men happy lg korg dpt msok U..at least dye tahu ank dye ad mse dpn yg TERJAMIN....dan kalau nsb baik korg dpt jamin dye org mse dye org tua...tp aku rse as a parents they didn't really hope you can support them when they all getting old...because they don't want to disturb your life..as long as you are happy then it is fine by them...TAPI  korang still tak sedar diri...sibuk nk kejar enjoy...konon da jd student so kne enjoy...you forget your main purpose to be at there....dpt ptptn mula la...pergi sana pergi sini..beli itu beli ini...beli kereta(adoy kn da kne sendiri) ...hey you should spare laa your money..in case anything happen...and for your information PTPTN  is a loan..not a scholarships so please take note...you need to pay it back...


okayh..enough with money and enjoyment crap...we move on to most interesting subject in university it is LOVE...love nie da jd mcm satu trend dkt u tuh...bila tgk org ada awek or pakwe..kita sibuk nk ade jgk...(cehh..ckp org..ko pun sama la tanker) ala aku takpe..haha...love make people crazy...ia juga boleh menjadi sebab pergaduhan taw...aku berani bet laa...bila kau tgk awek kau kne kacau dgn mamat yg kau pun agk berbulu dgn dia mst kau rse nk hentak kn???tak payah tipu...tuhan taw..aku pun cm tu..rse nk tjk hero dpn awek...owh adinda jangan risau kekanda akan selamat kan adinda dari jebat durhaka..ini ayat p ramlee...yke??tah sebat jela...so kalau nk cinta2 ni boleh..tp jgn smpai lupa diri, lupa makbapak, lupa kawan dan paling penting lupa maruah kau...tu je la satu maruah kau..tak boleh da nk ganti2...so jge la memolek..k??aku tgk perempuan sekarang murah sgt...nk2 bdk U...bdk yg tak belajar duk kt rumah pun pndai beb jge dri...ini ko x..mtg2 dduk U...hbs smue ko tyg...hbs semua kau nk try...bila skali da kne try...baru ko taw...pas tu mula la...nk bunuh diri la...nk terjun bngnan la...yg ssh makbapak korg gk...aish3...bdk2..


nmpk aku da mula da ngarut...okayh2..here we go...next one is...hurm..let me see...apa lg psl bdk2 U ni ek...haaa aku taw,,,kes ponteng...wohooo..ini favourite aku ni....mmg laaa aku pun kaki ponteng tp pepandai la beb...jgn la nk ponteng memanjang..pandai2 la...ni aku bg tips...
SEBELUM ANDA PONTENG:
1.SILA PASTIKAN ANDA DIKENALI RAKAN-RAKAN DALAM KELAS.
2.SILA PASTIKAN ANDA RAPAT DENGAN LECTURER ITU.
3.ELAKKAN MEMONTENG SECARA BERTERUSAN.
4.PONTENG DENGAN CARA BIJAK (MC, SURAT SAKIT, ETC.)
5.TEXT LECTURER ANDA DAN BAGITAHU ANDA MINTA MAAF KERANA TIDAK DAPAT HADIR.
6.ASSIGNMENT ATAU HOMEWORK ATAU COURSEWORK YANG DIBERI SILA SIAPKAN SELALU.
7.JADILA TOP SCORER DIDALAM SUBJECT BELIAU.
8.SELALU RINGAN MULUT BERTANYA DIDALAM KELAS SUPAYA BELIAU TAHU ANDA BERMINAT DENGAN SUBJEKNYA. SO BILA ANDA TAK DATANG DIA TIDAK MENGSYAKI ANDA PONTENG.
9.JANGAN BIADAP DENGAN LECTURER.
10.KALAU LIAT BANGUN PAGI, ATAU BANGUN LEWAT PERGI SAHAJA KEKELAS DAN MEMINTA MAAF.


haa tuh dia tips nk pontengg..pepandai laa nk amalkn ke x..tapi setakat yg aku buat agak menjadi,..haha...


DRUGS...you all mesti tertanya-tanya kenapa aku highlight drugs kn...commonly for U student drugs is one of their lifestyle...with a lot of their reason on why did they take drugs...ada ckp sbb nk stdy, ad ckp nk rilek2 release tension, ada ckp ikut member..tapi x ksh la apa alasan nye...bg aku DRUGS IS ONLY FOR FOOLS..tak tahu ke dadah merosakkn sistem saraf korang?don't be stupid laa...kalau nak menagih dkt U bukan port lu org...sini tempat org nk menagih pelajaran je...bukan dadah ok..jgn jd bodoh la bodoh...konon nk nmpk hndl...tak pyh laa...


okayh laa...rse smpai sini dlu kot...nnt aku tulis lg k...ok la...gtg..chow...assalamualaikum,..

we share our joy and cry..

aiyo..it's already two weeks i stay at home..without going anywhere..it's a new record...i am just too lazy to go out and most importantly "budget lari" laaa..haha...anyway i kindda miss my college life a bit..,with a rugby practice...class...room...almost everything...my life at uitm is being company by four craziest guys...each own their own craziness...and it's drove me crazy as well...damn!!haha..this time i'm gonna introduce to you each of them..you may be fool by their face if you don't know them well...they are as crazy  as abc...aik?ada ke mcm tuh..tibai jela...hahaha..btw we all love reggae..


okayh2..here we go now...the first on the list is mr. Mesber..opss...it his father's name...his real name is amin bin mesber...but he is a kindda weird guy..he hate when we called him using his real name..he prefer to use his father name..i don't know why..maybe his father's name is a way too cool compare to his own..haha..btw he always make we all laugh just by seeing his face..his way to laugh is so funny and it's even tickle everyone around him..no wonder la when we all "lepaking" at cafe all eyes was on us...haha..amin3...anyway don't be trick by his killer-like-face..because he got a soft heart...haha.."dalam hati ada taman derr"..he always talk about girl with me..but >there is still a but< only when the other three guys are not around...why?i don't know..need to ask him..haha..
okayh this is mr.BER===================================>

okayh and the next one is...tadadadada...tengtengteng...tengkurak iskandar...haha..he is a kindda of old freak..when he says something usually people gonna trust him...but unfortunately he always lie..not all.but only 95% of it is a lie..DAMN!!!it almost everything la dude...really??nevermind laa...haha..he always with his anime...one piece, narutoand many more...even when i look at his face it almost like a character from one piece >ussop the long nose<..haha..anyway u are a real friend laa..with your maturity act..but u always be un-mature la bro..haha..
this is him..mr tengkurak iskandar========================>


next one is faisal..he seem to be a cool person with a charismatic personality..cheewaahh..haha...but if you know he really well..he is not as matured as he look..actually when i first met him i thought he is about the same age as me..but when i know his real age..DAMN!!he doesn't look like it..he also one of our non-official advisor..maybe because of he age..but he also a lazy person..i thought i am the most slackers but he appear to be more lazy..haha...but nevermind..he still a good friends and he also help us when we are in financial problem..
                                              faisal=============>






and last but not least is..mat yo..he is one of my rugby mate..he is a player in make.perhaps he can be the best player..i started to know him at ruggy field..when he first joining rugby training..he is a happy-go-lucky person..and also addicted to RAY-BAN..i didn't even know there is a lot type of RAY-BAN...all i know it is an eyeglasses that we wear,.but he always talk about it..he teach me about type of it..but as usually i can't understand..and he also the one who teach me how to speak "ganu"..he teach me a lot of "ganu" slang..but it seem hard to understand and to speak it...but nevermind..we still got a few year..guess i can learn that..
next rugby legends in uitm dungun..matyo========>






we did a lot of thing as an university student kot...assignment, presentation and all hell thing...but we are good on how to relax our mind..watching maharaja lawak..and stay up till morning and then make a contest who the last one to woke up.. and we gonna call him "legends"..guess the longest hour sleep record is hold by amin mesber perhaps.. because he started to sleep at 3 in the morning and woke at 7 in the evening..i salute you bro..haha..ouh i can't wait for next semester..hope we still can enjoy our life like before...eating at "rojak ayam super power" stall, "mama's tenggol ayam busuk", teluk gadung, cotton"kapas"...hanging around like fools..make noise..laugh all days..no tears, no fear...everything is ours...haha

new car!

yeay..finally after waiting for about one semester..finally i can smell smokes from my new car..not really the new one actually..secondhand je..tak mampu bli mahal2..btw aku still student..nnt aku msok kn gmbr kete tuh...bru nk g amek..anyway..thanks a lot to my dad encik Nasharuddin bin Othman...dye yg byr krta tuh sbnrnye..ahahaha..and also congrats to my mom..b'coz we got another adding to nash's families..a new baby baby boy..and it makes tens...wah!!!we've got 5boys and 5gurls..there is sure a lot of noise at my house..lepas satu2 nagis..anyway it seem like fun..b'coz we can have fun and play together..aish!aku plak ygg mengalah kn adik2 aku..haha..okayh la..thats all for today..gtg...

maaf?

kita sering dengar orang mintak maaf dari kita walaupun dia tidak buat salah..
tapi, adakah kita memafinya?
kita sering memohon maaf dari orang apabila kita buat salah..
tapi, adakah dia memaafkan kita?

kini perkataan maaf sangat murah..
bahkan ianya lebih murah dari barang cap ayam..
sebab apa?
sebab maaf itu tidak ada keikhlasan..
memang betul..
apabila orang minta maaf kita wajib maafkan..
kerana itu sifat yang diajar oleh junjungan besar Nabi Muhammad S.A.W..
kita sering lihat nabi mengampunkan umatnya..
tetapi, yang membezakan antara maaf yang dipinta oleh para sahabat dengan maaf yang dipinta kita begitu jauh berbeza dari segi keikhlasannya..
para nabi dan sahabat sering memohon ampun kepada ALLAH S.W.T. tetapi kita?
asyik dengan percintaan kita lebih banyak memohon ampun kepada pasangan berbanding tuhan..
sedangkan ALLAH itu maha pengampun..

memang betul manusia sering berbuat silap..
tetapi sangat kurang yang menyedari kesilapannya..
sekiranya kita benar-benar ikhlas dan jujur memohon maaf..
INSYAALLAH akan dimaafkan..
tidak kira oleh siapa pun..
kerana sebagai manusia kita masih mempunyai sifat dan perasaan untuk memaafkan..

tapi..
masih ada segelintir manusia yang sering menggunakan perkataan maaf itu hanya sebagai alasan untuk melepaskan diri..
masih ada yang tidak benar-benar ikhlas dalam memohon maaf dan ada juga yang ego serta enggan memaafkan orang lain..
kita patut mencermin diri kita sebelum bertindak untuk memaafkan atau tidak..
kita tidak boleh mengambil kira satu pihak sahaja..
keadilan perlu ada..
sekiranya kedua-duanya salah maka saling memohon maaf dan memaafi la yang terbaik..
jadi renung-renungkan dan selamat beramal..

manchester united di hatiku

when it's about football the only team in my heart is manchester united.

aku start kenal team nie since 2005 form one x slp aku..sjak dr tu aku da mula slow2 start mengenali player and manager yg pasti the only manager yg manage manchester united ialah alex ferguson 

ha..nie la gambar SAF dgn wayne rooney..nie mse rooney bru je sign contract dgn manchester united..aku jgk respek dgn legend2 manchester united yang telah banyak menjulang nama manchester united..bila la nk dpt jumpa  dia orang..

ha nie dia antara legend yang memakai jersey no 7...apa yg bgs sgt no 7 nie...nk tau?call la SAF n tye..mybe its all about pride and proud...b'coz for certain player the num that they are wearing determined who they aree..chewahh..haha,,tp sbnr nye byk lg legend2 kt manchester united niy...nk crta?tak terhabis karang...

tak pe la nie antara record2 manchester united..

CLUB BACKGROUND:Manchester United Old Trafford

Capacity: 76312

Founded: 1878

Club Nickname: The Red Devils

Manager: Sir Alex Ferguson

Premier League/Division One winners: 1908, 1911, 1952, 1956, 1957, 1965, 1967, 1993, 1994, 1996, 1997, 1999, 2000, 2001, 2003, 2007, 2008, 2009Runners-up: 1947, 1948, 1949, 1951, 1959, 1964, 1968, 1980, 1988, 1992, 1995, 1998, 2006, 2010FA Cup winners: 1909, 1948, 1963, 1977, 1983, 1985, 1990, 1994, 1996, 1999, 2004

League Cup winners: 1992, 2006, 2009, 2010

European Cup winners: 1968, 1999, 2008

Runners-up: 2009

European Cup-winners Cup winners: 1991

Legend: Eric Cantona, who inspired United to their first Premier League title in 1993.

Terrace hero: Wayne Rooney - Forget his Scouse accent, the striker has won over the fans with his wonder goals and work-rate.

Finest hour: Current manager Sir Alex Ferguson led them to a unique treble of League, FA Cup and Champions League in 1999.

Lowest ebb: Relegated to the old Division Two in 1974 . To make matters worse, former hero Denis Law scored against them - with a back-heel - for Manchester City on the day their fate was sealed.

k la gtg...

ApaNakJadi?

halu3..ni la first aku post..haha..proud?not really...sbb before ni da  ramai lg yg ad blog..aku pun baru nk start..pdhl dlu da ad..cme lpe apa kejadah aku nye pasword..ok3...later la..aku cuma nk ckp aku da ad blog tu je..haha...aku nk breakfast la...chowshinchow..